How To Win At SEO without farking up the web ...

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How To Win At SEO? ...

Now there is a challenge for you - if this site suddenly achieves world domination one day  - there is a new technique I have been trialing,  if it works (actually it does work I used another test site) ...  it will help us all take out the Link Spam Wankers ...  Clink Clink Dearies, I just so want to throw a few of these pirates into the lock up.

 I never link to you - have you noticed?  
 ooh ... What Kind Of Sorcery is this?

Have not partaken in the Link Fest since 1998. 

Oh I do recall those fabulous days of treating the algorithm like a ferret, giving it just one more hole to scurry down through my thousands of automated dynamic pages before the algorithm gave up, falling over and allowing me to take first spot ...

But hey that was banned before most of you were born.  

There are still some old farts - (with links to former prime ministers, news media and royals) and other internationals using these goddamned antiquated techniques, whilst others are profiting from the battles with them ...  

Still use one highly effective technique however - its called the Dob-A-Lot Principle.  ("dob" is Australian Slang for squeal or tattle).  

Now we must locate all the Black Hat ​Link Circle Stuffers who don't link to us, but have instead spent decades building and infiltrating massive websites to initiate wide spread deceptive cross website linking to control keyword indexes and push up their own sites.

Gross Redneck behavior on the net.  Still Fraud!

June 2022